Worried about who your child may date as they get older? Think they may bring home some rebel without a cause, decked out in a leather biker jacket with earrings, tatoos and ripped jeans? Maybe your son finds a girl that wears a butt load of make up, acts like a floozy and has just about everything pierced?

Just count your blessings that they don’t look like these two misfits:

Bedazzled and puffy glued on just about every surface, these kids look like spun out junkies headed to a rave.

I think the Little Gold Dude there on the left serenades Miss Pink Lady; but it’s a very bad rendition of Betty Davis Eyes a la John Cusack in Say Anything.

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And she’ll tease you
She’ll unease you
All the better just to please you
She’s precocious
And she knows just what it takes to make a pro blush
She’s got Greta Garbo stand-off sighs
She’s got Bette Davis eyes

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Thanks to Suebob for these beauties.

3 Responses to “Just Like Junkies on a Bender”

1. Suebob (91 comments.) Says:
   November 13th, 2008 at 12:18 am

   These “crafts”! I remember when I used to make fun of bad crocheting. Stuff like this makes me LONG for purple and green afghans!

2. Ruprecht (23 comments.) Says:
   November 13th, 2008 at 1:46 am

   Great.

   Here come the nightmares ……

   *sigh*

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3. Iris (44 comments.) Says:
   November 13th, 2008 at 10:16 am

   The “Golda My-ear” one is scary but there’s something about Ms. Rainbow Head that reminds me of the 60s. It looks like someone in a beauty shop getting a perm. Maybe it is my brain trying to replace the fear with warm, fuzzy thoughts.

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