It’s Not The Kind of Vibrator You’re Thinking Of

Because sometimes when you’re bored a vibrating Styrofoam cup robot is just what you need for entertainment.

(Why does Styrofoam require a capital ‘s’? That’s a little pretentious don’t you think? Styrofoam. Why not Effin’ Awesome Styrofoam? That would maybe get your point across that you think you’re so awesome. I’m talking to you Styrofoam. Rude.)

I digress.

Without that capital ‘s’ maybe theSe wouldn’t be So aweSome.

This Styrobot vibrates around in circles with the press of one of its antennae. With an irresistible smile {it’s} bound to cheer you up! …
All of the money raised with the sale of Styrobots will go towards my Robotic Fund. This will help me purchase stuff like servos and sensors to make more robots!

Um. YES. PLEASE! More Styrofoam cups with servos and sensors! Must. Have. More. Sh*t. Styrofoam!

I can think of so many more creative things for Styrofoam cups: like Beer Pong (because Styrofoam would definitely up the anti a little); smashing them into your forehead pretending they’re pop cans because, dude? That’s cool!; um… pretty much anything but painted with a fruit motif and stuffed with senos and stuff.