I hate cat butts. Hate. With a passion.

There’s really nothing worse than a dirty cat’s butt sitting on the counter or the kitchen table. A stupid fat cat that refuses to clean his arse and then sits on the furniture and leaves poo smears all over.

(Not that I would know or anything.)

(Cuz I don’t have issues with my cat. Nope.)

I really haven’t a clue why someone would want these things. As if it’s not bad enough that it’s a cat butt, but it looks like it’s just about to drop a douce.

Prairie doggin‘ (HA AHAH AHAHAHA)

Let’s face it, lots of people like catbutts {sic} … Now you can make a statement by wearing my catbutt {sic} earrings! What that statement would be, I’m not sure. However, one thing is for certain…it will be memorable!

Stupid cat butts.

Gross.

* I know the title contradicts the entire post, but that was the first thing that came to mind and it’s staying. Because hoenstly? What else could I possible put there? Feast your eyes upon some gross, dirty unkempt cat ass.

11 Responses to “I Like Big Butts And I Cannot Lie…*”

1. deb (61 comments.) Says:
   November 13th, 2008 at 7:55 am

   Who? Who? Who needs to wear two cat sphincters? And 32 states say that *I* break sodomy laws.

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2. Beckula Says:
   November 13th, 2008 at 8:12 am

   Oh my God its a cat-ass-trophy!!!!!!!!!!

3. Blondefabulous (2 comments.) Says:
   November 13th, 2008 at 8:34 am

   Those are almost as bad as the “Cat Butt Towel Holders” I saw some where. Just ewwwwww! I have to push my towel in where?

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4. Taylor Blue (91 comments.) Says:
   November 13th, 2008 at 9:06 am

   A cat butt? I would not be caught dead wearing cat butt earrings … damn…

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5. Suebob (91 comments.) Says:
   November 13th, 2008 at 9:11 am

   And so…lifelike, too!

6. Mrs. Schmitty (12 comments.) Says:
   November 13th, 2008 at 9:38 am

   Okay, that’s just wrong.

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7. Zandor (75 comments.) Says:
   November 13th, 2008 at 10:23 am

   That’s awful.

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8. chibi (22 comments.) Says:
   November 13th, 2008 at 12:09 pm

   Oh, ew! I don’t like anyone’s arsehole: I sure as hell don’t want to wear ‘em from my ears!

   And I’d like to introduce you to “turtling”:
   http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=turtling

   }:-)

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9. threeundertwo (15 comments.) Says:
   November 13th, 2008 at 8:04 pm

   Are those shrinky-dinks? Because I’m seriously wondering if somebody out there is making money making shrinky-dink cat buts. And why didn’t I think of that.

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10. Muffin Says:
    November 16th, 2008 at 6:15 pm

    Weirdly enough I was given a set of Cat-But Coasters as a gag gift last year…

    We have not yet used them.

11. Ant (6 comments.) Says:
    November 17th, 2008 at 11:24 am

    The bunny butt ones in that shop are kinda cute. Maybe because they are sans sphincter?

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