Its a scarf. bandanna. with a pocket to hold your treasures. like a fanny pack for your face.

bold geometric pattern

choose your own adventure style. many different ways to wear the nekk’n brace.

great for ridding (sic) bikes and looking swass.

Yes, choose your own adventure!  If you’re adventure involves getting your ass kicked, turn to page 45.  If your adventure involves scooching down into your nekkin scarf turtle-like in order to protect yourself, while people point and laugh, turn to page 34.  If you really feel the need to ‘rid bikes,’ then turn to page 76.

And if by ’swass’ you mean dorky and wrong?  You win this free piece of advice:  You don’t need a fanny pack for your face.  That’s what pants are for.  Now get out of here before I have the overwhelming urge to punch a crafter.

{Thanks Queen of Spain!}

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7 Responses to “I Have a Wee Bit of a Turtlehead”

1. Iris (44 comments.) Says:
   November 16th, 2008 at 7:31 pm

   Ok – you did it … now I have tears streaming from laughing so hard …

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2. Pops The Ole Man (aka iflyrc0) (5 comments.) Says:
   November 17th, 2008 at 9:02 am

   look like a swass to me….

   What the hell are those structures in the rear right of the second picture?????

   Is that a boat taxi in the background of the bottom picture????

   Too bad he didn’t fall in the water – light bulb over head came on – add water wings around the bottom of the, the, the (speechless) nekk’n brace thingy and you’d a have a neck choker preserver

   Pops The Ole Man (aka iflyrc0)’s last blog post..Knockers

3. Suebob (40 comments.) Says:
   November 17th, 2008 at 9:04 am

   I don’t know if they could have made those photos worse!

4. Pops The Ole Man (aka iflyrc0) (5 comments.) Says:
   November 17th, 2008 at 9:09 am

   Just LOVE the heart after the Knockers – wish I could have put it first.

   Wait, gotta try

   Knockers

   Pops The Ole Man (aka iflyrc0)’s last blog post..Dr House and Knockers

5. Pops The Ole Man (aka iflyrc0) (5 comments.) Says:
   November 17th, 2008 at 9:17 am

   Head in Ass last comment – One more attempt and I’ll quit screwing with your comments.
   (Need a comment delete button for users….

   Knockers

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7. Kelly Says:
   November 20th, 2008 at 11:41 am

   I think they are selling nipples