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I Have a Wee Bit of a Turtlehead

Its a scarf. bandanna. with a pocket to hold your treasures. like a fanny pack for your face.
bold geometric pattern
choose your own adventure style. many different ways to wear the nekk'n brace.
great for ridding (sic) bikes and looking swass.
Yes, choose your own adventure!  If you're adventure involves getting your ass kicked, turn to page 45.  If your adventure involves scooching down into your nekkin scarf turtle-like in order to protect yourself, while people point and laugh, turn to page 34.  If you really feel the need to 'rid bikes,' then turn to page 76. And if by 'swass' you mean dorky and wrong?  You win this free piece of advice:  You don't need a fanny pack for your face.  That's what pants are for.  Now get out of here before I have the overwhelming urge to punch a crafter. {Thanks Queen of Spain!} source
Posted by Karen Sugarpants on November 16, 2008 @ 4:07 pm  

7 Responses to “I Have a Wee Bit of a Turtlehead”

  1. Iris (44 comments.) Says:

    Ok – you did it … now I have tears streaming from laughing so hard …

    Iris’s last blog post..SC priest bans Obama lambs

  2. Pops The Ole Man (aka iflyrc0) (5 comments.) Says:

    look like a swass to me….

    What the hell are those structures in the rear right of the second picture?????

    Is that a boat taxi in the background of the bottom picture????

    Too bad he didn’t fall in the water – light bulb over head came on – add water wings around the bottom of the, the, the (speechless) nekk’n brace thingy and you’d a have a neck choker preserver

    Pops The Ole Man (aka iflyrc0)’s last blog post..Knockers

  3. Suebob (91 comments.) Says:

    I don’t know if they could have made those photos worse!

  4. Pops The Ole Man (aka iflyrc0) (5 comments.) Says:

    Just LOVE the heart after the Knockers – wish I could have put it first.

    Wait, gotta try

    Knockers

    Pops The Ole Man (aka iflyrc0)’s last blog post..Dr House and Knockers

  5. Pops The Ole Man (aka iflyrc0) (5 comments.) Says:

    Head in Ass last comment – One more attempt and I’ll quit screwing with your comments.
    (Need a comment delete button for users….

    Knockers

    Pops The Ole Man (aka iflyrc0)’s last blog post..Dr House and Knockers

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  7. Kelly Says:

    I think they are selling nipples






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