I’m a boob gal. I totally am. Can’t help it. I like them.
Get me drunk and I will totally grab yours. Hell. If I’m sober I just may grab them.
I find them utterly hilarious too. (HA HA HA Utterly. Get it? Udder? Boobs? HA HA HA)
If it wouldn’t get me committed to the psych ward I would probably deck myself out in a boob motif on a daily basis.
Oh don’t look at me like that. If you saw someone walking down the road decked head to toe in boobs, giggling profusely as they squeezed random parts of their body – you’d drive them to the freakin’ hospital!
So I have to show a little restraint.
But I would so hump the leg of the person who bought / made me these for Christmas.
Seriously. At that point restraint would be thrown out the window and I’d hump your leg like a horny little dog.
Camouflage Boobie Slips (I call slippers slips. Deal with it.), aren’t they the BEST?
Or these?
And so concludes the post that probably never should have been published because OMG HAHA AAAAHA HAHA BEWBS. I love bewbs! Did I mention I love boobs?! Boobie, boobie, boobie.
November 11th, 2008 at 12:09 am
OK you are too funny – where do you find this shiteous stuff? The best part is your description – hilarious! Thanks for the laughs today.
November 11th, 2008 at 12:48 am
Totally couldn’t stop laughing long enough to explain to The Man-Thing what he was looking at. *roflsnort*
November 11th, 2008 at 1:07 am
Oh my,,, if I wore these my one year old would be chasing my feet trying to latch on (he’s breastfed).
November 11th, 2008 at 8:46 am
I could never wear boobies on my slippers…who would think of something like that?? I’m perplexed!
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November 12th, 2008 at 11:22 pm
Oh my gosh. Those are totally the best ever.
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