I am the Master of Peeing in a Cup

With all the prenatal appointments requiring urine samples I've become the Master of the Cup Pee.I remember when I was pregnant with my first and super huge I was so not The Master. My belly was huge and in the way as I tried to aim my pee stream into the tiny little cup provided. It was like playing Whack-a-Mole with a stream of liquid: just not sure what direction it's going to go! Needless to say, majority of it was on my hand rather than in the cup. Second kid though? I think I perfected my ninja skills - with a ginormous belly in the way, sitting on the toilet, peeing into a sample cup and not getting any on me? Master! I think that's why I have a soft spot for this one.

It's a urine sample CANDLE!

Place that one on the kitchen table! Bwahahahaha!

It's truly gross, but it's so fun to put in your bathroom, Haha!

I wonder how they got the realistic urine colour.

But, do I want to know?

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on November 20, 2008 @ 10:00 am  

7 Responses to “I am the Master of Peeing in a Cup”

  1. Erin (15 comments.) Says:

    Does it have the urine fragrance, say, like after you’ve eaten some asparagus?
    I’m kind of worried about the color, looks like urine after a long night of drinking-someone needs to hydrate, and quick!

    Erin’s last blog post..Because I’m mean…

  2. Kelly Says:

    it sould smell like bannanas

  3. Karen Sugarpants Says:

    @Kelly: that shit IS bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S

  4. Jessica (10 comments.) Says:

    I’m off to buy one of those! Your blog makes my day SO complete! Thank you, thank you very much!

    Jessica’s last blog post..A Little Bit of Drinkin’ Every Now and Again

  5. ali (4 comments.) Says:

    maybe it’s just because i’m a nurse and I have a sick sense of humor (now) but I um love this and want to buy them for my coworkers!

    ali’s last blog post..a great man

  6. Lotta (64 comments.) Says:

    GTFO! I would totally give that to a newly pregnant woman!

    Lotta’s last blog post..Santa Gets Into The Egg Nog

  7. Terri Says:

    i pray that it’s not scented

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