About
    Press
    Advertise
    Archives
    Contact


Home

I am the Master of Peeing in a Cup

With all the prenatal appointments requiring urine samples I’ve become the Master of the Cup Pee.I remember when I was pregnant with my first and super huge I was so not The Master. My belly was huge and in the way as I tried to aim my pee stream into the tiny little cup provided. It was like playing Whack-a-Mole with a stream of liquid: just not sure what direction it’s going to go! Needless to say, majority of it was on my hand rather than in the cup.

Second kid though? I think I perfected my ninja skills – with a ginormous belly in the way, sitting on the toilet, peeing into a sample cup and not getting any on me? Master!

I think that’s why I have a soft spot for this one.

urine sample 253x300 I am the Master of Peeing in a Cup

It’s a urine sample CANDLE!

Place that one on the kitchen table! Bwahahahaha!

It’s truly gross, but it’s so fun to put in your bathroom, Haha!

I wonder how they got the realistic urine colour.

But, do I want to know?

{ source }

Related Posts with Thumbnails
Posted by sam {temptingmama} on November 20, 2008 @ 10:00 am  

7 Responses to “I am the Master of Peeing in a Cup”

  1. Erin (15 comments.) Says:

    Does it have the urine fragrance, say, like after you’ve eaten some asparagus?
    I’m kind of worried about the color, looks like urine after a long night of drinking-someone needs to hydrate, and quick!

    Erin’s last blog post..Because I’m mean…

  2. Kelly Says:

    it sould smell like bannanas

  3. Karen Sugarpants Says:

    @Kelly: that shit IS bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S

  4. Jessica (10 comments.) Says:

    I’m off to buy one of those! Your blog makes my day SO complete! Thank you, thank you very much!

    Jessica’s last blog post..A Little Bit of Drinkin’ Every Now and Again

  5. ali (4 comments.) Says:

    maybe it’s just because i’m a nurse and I have a sick sense of humor (now) but I um love this and want to buy them for my coworkers!

    ali’s last blog post..a great man

  6. Lotta (64 comments.) Says:

    GTFO! I would totally give that to a newly pregnant woman!

    Lotta’s last blog post..Santa Gets Into The Egg Nog

  7. Terri Says:

    i pray that it’s not scented

Paying For Therapy

Find Something Else

Put Your Ad Here for Throngs of Followers


blog advertising is good for you

We Have Multiple Partners

Every Friday We Swap with MamaPop for Poptrastrophe Every Monday We Whore Ourselves Out on Craftster's Blog.

Facebook Us!

Other Crafty Features

Disturbing Things We Should Never Own Funnier Than a Shart in a Spacesuit Animals May Have Been Harmed in the Making of This Craftastrophe For The Insane Um. WTF? You Can Stop Making Crafts Now Stranger Than a Duck Wearing a Thong Doctor Dement-O Fantastic Felt Up Knitting Nightmare Guaranteed Not to Improve Your Report Card CRAPtacular craftastrophes Jewelry Not Found in Great Aunt Mary's Vanity Lady Bits and Pieces I Want to Punch a Crafter Crazy Critter Parts Ornamental Psychosis Messages From the Darkside Stuff You Should Hang On Your Wall This Centerpiece Might Make Your Guests Coil in Fear Not a Craftastrophe But Cool Enough to Rate High Christmas Puts the FUN in DysFUNctional Celebrities Give Me Hives What Not To Wear Unless You're Dead Penis Paraphernalia Recyled Rejects Holiday! Celebrate! You Probably Won't Win But You Can Try! Y'all Like Mah Vagina Art? We Wish You a Merry Christmas...and Minimal Therapy Lovely Hair Accessories Possibly Made From Live Mammals Site Biznezz Podunk Pottery Uncategorized Guess This Mess! poptastrophe

Feed the ‘Pede

The Toddlerpede doll sculpture (left) was created by Jon Beinart.



Mocha Mommas Purse Drive
SPREAD THE WORD!
GRAB THIS BUTTON!


Sponsors

Mom-O-Matic | Etsy Store
Blog Nosh Magazine
Try Handmade
SwapMamas
Daddy Tips
Swank
Does This Blog Make Us Look Fat?
Temptation Designs
Catapult Web Development

Online now: