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Hate Looking For Your Black Suitcase in Sea of Black Suitcases?

Ever feel like packing a bag and just going away somewhere; no warning, no planning, just leaving?

What about worrying if you’re going to loose a piece of luggage and have no underwear for the week?

Never fear! Pack your stuff in this bag and you’ll be SURE to find it at your destination. I’m pretty sure no one will mistake this bag for their own.

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Is that a doll face slathered in a flesh?

The framing of the doll face looks like a ring of caulking from my bathtub – uneven and a complete disaster.

(Um. Have you ever tried to caulk a bathtub? I need an effin’ hot sexy young tanned handy man.)

The mixture of gold and silver leafing is supposed to give it an aged look.

I think.

I hope.

decouapge bag2 Hate Looking For Your Black Suitcase in Sea of Black Suitcases?

If you arrive at your location and see that you have nothing left inside this media bag, please rest assured that you were not violated and robbed but instead your items have in fact jumped ship and ran away.

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on November 23, 2008 @ 9:00 am  

3 Responses to “Hate Looking For Your Black Suitcase in Sea of Black Suitcases?”

  1. iflyrc0 or Pops_The_Ole_Man_of_the_Net (11 comments.) Says:

    And on that note I will jump shop and run away – screaming….

  2. Lotta (64 comments.) Says:

    What inspires you to create a bag made with a melting face? And maybe it’s time to stop smoking it.

    Lotta’s last blog post..Too Broke For Christmas Giveaway

  3. Ant (6 comments.) Says:

    The face looks like the one that popped out of the guy’s belly in Total Recall. I wondered what had happened to him. Now I know.

    Ant’s last blog post..Porcelain Lace Platter

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