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Gobble, Gobble!

Happy Thanksgiving to our dear friends to the south!

May your guts expand with fowl and you fall asleep with your pants undone with friends and family close by.

Eat some pumpkin pie for me – extra whip puhlease!

Now!

On with the fugly turkeys!

turkey Gobble, Gobble!

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A turkey skating; but it’s not just any turkey – it’s a hand turkey (with what appears to be a bloody hangnail).

hand turkey Gobble, Gobble!

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I’m not understanding the appeal of creating turkeys out of hands. I mean, for a school art activity maybe – but stuffing a mitt and calling it a turkey just doesn’t grab me.

Especially when it looks like a duck.

Just sayin’.

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Hate when your dog’s mooching for turkey? Sitting at your side just waiting for scraps or even maybe bold enough to grab its own from the counter.

How about making THEM the turkey instead?

dog turkey Gobble, Gobble!

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Put the dog in a turkey dress and it will be far too busy plotting your death to get into the turkey dinner you’ve slaved over.

Or? Just give them their own turkey.

tom turkey Gobble, Gobble!

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Oh Tom.

Tom. Tom. Tom.

I think you may be suffering from an identity crisis, because Tom? You have ARMS and LEGS.

A turkey in disgust disguise.

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on November 26, 2008 @ 10:20 am  

3 Responses to “Gobble, Gobble!”

  1. Elda (5 comments.) Says:

    It’s a SOCK TURKEY!

    Elda’s last blog post..Embarrassment

  2. Athena (2 comments.) Says:

    The sock turkey looks so sad. :-(

    Athena’s last blog post..Crafting in 5 mins. or less

  3. Iris Carter (44 comments.) Says:

    Now I have that song “Head and shoulders, knees and toes …” going thru my head. Between the Gloved Turkey (keep your mittens off my turkey!) to the Sock-monkey-turned-a-fowl, I’ve got body parts dancing thru my brain.

    Iris Carter’s last blog post..Holiday Giving

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