These bows are bad ass. What do I say? They really need no explanation, do they?
It's a black bow.
With a Pig. A pig that is so large it practically IS the bow.
The adorableness of this next bow makes me think of Sarah Palin.
Huh? Sarah Palin? Yes. Sarah Palin. I think it's the polar bear that does it.
A big burly craptastical plastic polar bear HOT GLUED to the centre. (Yes. CentRE. CANADIAN, yo.)
A polar bear that dropped a douce on the star.
(No, not Dooce. Douce.)
Note the plate people. Note the plate.
Behold! The Magical Staging Plate, because these bows would be nothing without a staging plate.