These bows are bad ass. What do I say? They really need no explanation, do they?

It's a black bow.

With a Pig. A pig that is so large it practically IS the bow.

A pig with a bow. On a bow. The randomly placed ice cream and watermelon make me crave them. I want to shove them in my cramhole. (Um. That's my mouth. My mouth is my cramhole.)

The adorableness of this next bow makes me think of Sarah Palin.

Huh? Sarah Palin? Yes. Sarah Palin. I think it's the polar bear that does it.

A big burly craptastical plastic polar bear HOT GLUED to the centre. (Yes. CentRE. CANADIAN, yo.)

A polar bear that dropped a douce on the star.

(No, not Dooce. Douce.)

Note the plate people. Note the plate.

Behold! The Magical Staging Plate, because these bows would be nothing without a staging plate.

One Response to “Gitin’ Yer Bow On: The Ultimate Fashion Fail”

1. Mrs. Tantrum (24 comments.) Says:
   November 9th, 2008 at 6:46 pm

   The pig totally looks like some lame “Grease” character rip off, not a BOW FOR YOUR HAIR! And who puts hair bows on Grandma’s nice china? That china is worth a freaking fortune. If you need money quit buying the crap to make the bows and sell the china instead!

   Mrs. Tantrum’s last blog post..HOT