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For Only $88, You Too Can Creep Your Friends Out

You know that scene in Toy Story where the toys break into the bad kid's room and it's all hybrid-robo toys that the kid has torn apart and put together all wrong? That scene creeps me out SO BAD. Behold, Trophy Baby.  Much like a Trophy Wife, he will be the delight of your ego, but feel free to ignore him when no one is taking notice.  Put him in a closet, on a shelf, in a bookcase...but know this: He knows what you did last summer. Feel free to put vodka in the trophy.  People won't know you're drunk.  They already think you're a nut job.
Posted by Karen Sugarpants on November 7, 2008 @ 3:57 am  

2 Responses to “For Only $88, You Too Can Creep Your Friends Out”

  1. stpaulslim (2 comments.) Says:

    I had a boss who told me he preferred his employees to drink whiskey rather than vodka. He said “That way, I’ll know they’re drunk instead of thinking they’re stupid.” Loved that guy.

    stpaulslim’s last blog post..Are we socialist yet? Daily Links 11.07.08

  2. Iris (44 comments.) Says:

    Trophy or coffee pot? “Think I’ll head over to the urn for a cup o’ joe” That’ll wake you up in the morning!

    Iris’s last blog post..Addendum to "Fall" blog






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