My biological clock is quarter past DONE, but if I was young and single in today's society, this is exactly how I would imagine my biological clock to look.  I also imagine the booming tick-tock of The Telltale Heart emitting from this piece and flooding my head:

Tick-Tock is an original, one-of-a-kind functional art piece, and represents the female “Biological clock”. With an hour glass in hand this piece appears to contemplate the concept of time running out. The internal clock face is a vintage anatomical sketch of a baby in vitro under a plastic cover. The clock operates on one AA battery. Comprised of: A porcelain baby doll head under paint, wood body; battery operated clock with access in back; wood and glass hour glass; faux fur hair; and a porcelain doll arm.

I love this seller.  Yeah it's a little strange, but kinda cool all at once.  Perhaps I'm getting soft in my old, shriveled-up-ovaries age. {source}

6 Responses to “Fetus O’Clock”

1. Iris Carter (44 comments.) Says:
   November 29th, 2008 at 11:19 am

   Looks like Alice in Wonderland approaching menapause! Did the white rabbit die yet? hehe

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2. iflyrc0 or Pops_The_Ole_Man_of_the_Net (11 comments.) Says:
   November 29th, 2008 at 11:20 am

   From chamber pot to crack pot – you girls do it all -

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3. evabaruk (38 comments.) Says:
   November 29th, 2008 at 11:23 am

   I kinda like it.

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4. Tracy (16 comments.) Says:
   November 29th, 2008 at 12:28 pm

   And you can also use the hair to dust all those hard to reach crevices!

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5. deb on the rocks (61 comments.) Says:
   November 30th, 2008 at 2:50 pm

   I want to see the male mid-life version. Wonder what’s in his belly? Maybe don’t want to see.

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6. Virginia (1 comments.) Says:
   December 4th, 2008 at 2:25 pm

   I get it now! I have been following on Twitter but couldn’t figure out what craftastrophe was all about. Having the visual definitely helps. Great stuff and too funny. Good work!
   Cheers,
   V.