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Felted wool makes my back teeth hurt.  It reminds me way too much of dryer lint and we all know crafts made from dryer lint go awry.

So when I saw this clumsy ballerina, I had to close the browser quickly before my back teeth jumped out of my face and ran away to be with someone in my podunk town who needs them more than me.  I’m pretty sure the hicks around here don’t make ‘crafts’ of this nature and by crafts, I mean crap.

Furthermore, linty ballerina is topless.  With some very scary flapdoodles.  Though I’m sure you’ll agree they still look more natural than Victoria Beckhams.  Hell, a couple of cantalopes duct taped to her chest would look more natural than the breast-i-mess she’s sporting.

Felted wool billibongs after the jump.  If you care.

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Posted by Karen Sugarpants on November 29, 2008 @ 1:04 pm  

One Response to “Felted Wool Funbags”

  1. Kathy Says:

    Those lumpy cheeks and big Disney-esque eyes make that thing look like a ballerina chipmunk—with the wrong number of lopsided boobies. If it’s a chipmunk, shouldn’t it have 6 or 8 instead of just 2?

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