We crafty vixens here at Craftastrophe are die-hard fans of the blog Cake Wrecks. If you haven’t subscribed to the hilarity of that site, we highly recommend you hustle your behind over there tout suite. Once you’re done here of course.
In the wiggity-whack world of decoupage and googly eyes, there have been many an instance where we have stumbled upon cakes in many forms.
As we bow before the greatness that is Cake Wrecks Dot Blogspot Dot Com, we offer the following Craftastrophes as a symbol of bloggy friendship. Mind your step as you journey with us.
First Up: The Hostess Cupcake Wristlet Purse:
Karen Sugarpants: Oh the dreaded Hostess cupcake. My Granny used to force feed us those at the cottage so she didn’t have to stop knitting to make lunch. “Take two they’re small,” still echoes through my head. Probably because I don’t have any teeth.
Sam: Is that icing made of puff paint? I don’t think I’ve ever been as turned off chocolate as I am at this moment. How do you get inside that thing? Or is it just meant to be a wrist decoration? Nothing screams food issues like wearing your favourite cupcake on your wrist.
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The Fabulous Cake Hat:
Karen Sugarpants: I imagine this hussy jumping out of many more crocheted layers. At the old age home. Wearing crocheted panties and bustier!
Sam: It’s like one of those horrible creations for the catwalk. You know the one? Where the model’s neck is buckling under the weight of the craptacular spectacle which has been placed upon her head. I really can’t think of any reason to wear this accept for hoping to collect a one way ticket to a padded cell.
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The Faux Cake Hat Box:
Karen Sugarpants: I totally imagine this rich old lady with 56 hats and all different colored hat boxes like this one, some with daffodils, or gladiolas, or hmmm… weed. Pffft. Old lady stoner.
Sam: Who even owns at hat that requires a hat box anymore? Hat? I say screw hats. I love how realistic this cake-hat-box looks, them BAM! a glued on whack of uggers flowers to the front.
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Cupcake Scarf:
Karen Sugarpants: Oh um, a scarf. Made of cupcakes. Why do they call this the Vanna White cupcake? Wanna buy a vowel? T _T S.
Sam: From a distance I don’t know that it would be possible to tell if these are cupcakes or boobs wrapped around your neck.
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Evil Cashmere Bun:
Daisy is a crazy, puffy, sugar coated Iced bun. She never sleeps and runs around frantically all day, due to drinking so much coffee. The doctor has told her to find a loving family or
friend who will take her into their home and help wean her off her coffee addiction. Can you help wean Daisy of her coffee addiction? (For only $40 bucks.)
Sam: Dude. I am the epitome of coffee addiction. Bring on the cakes sista!
Karen Sugarpants: It’s never too late to order Proactiv. Jennifer Love Hewitt said so.
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The Catnip Banana Creme Pie:
Do you have a spoiled cat that has every toy ever made?
Well, I can guarantee your precious kitty doesn’t have this gem: a slice of felt Banana Chocolate Pie. The creamy banana filling sits inside a crumbly chocolate crust and drenched in rich dark chocolate. A banana slice decorates each piece. However, this pie is stuffed with special secret high quality certified ORGANIC catnip and polyfill. (Whew! That was a mouthful!)
Karen Sugarpants: If I had a cat I would SO Nancy Botwin that motherf*cker with this.
Sam: In all my years of a cat owner I can say I’ve never once thought of giving him cake. A toy mouse? Sure. Maybe even some uncooked rotini noodles. But banana cream pie? Did I mention I LOVE getting my cat stoned on catnip? It’s just about the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. Cats are nothing but crazy ass junkies.
There’s more out there…so much more. It’s scary. Be safe.
Now go see Cake Wrecks.
November 22nd, 2008 at 4:41 pm
that is just so scary. i think i will have baked- good nightmares all night!
November 23rd, 2008 at 11:09 pm
Who comes up with these? Glad they did to see your comments–hilarious!
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November 24th, 2008 at 9:50 am
I enjoyed this post just as much as I enjoy Cake Wrecks. Also? For a change, cake doesn’t sound particularly appealing right now!
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