Feast your eyes upon the cowboy penis stained glass window art.
It's one thing to have an affinity with penises (peni?) but to display that in your kitchen window would be completely different, no? I mean picture yourself scrubbing out that last remaining pot from dinner and glancing up to see a shiny glowing penis right there, taking in that evening's setting sun. Blue balls and all.
I may be scrubbing that last pot the remainder of the night.