I have a thing for cowboys. I think it's the chaps and how they emphasize a man's butt. I think it's hot. Really super duper hot. (I also think I need to get laid but that's neither here nor there.) Chaps and a cowboy hat. They make me swoon. Though, that was until I saw this.

Feast your eyes upon the cowboy penis stained glass window art.

It's one thing to have an affinity with penises (peni?) but to display that in your kitchen window would be completely different, no? I mean picture yourself scrubbing out that last remaining pot from dinner and glancing up to see a shiny glowing penis right there, taking in that evening's setting sun. Blue balls and all.

I may be scrubbing that last pot the remainder of the night.

Just sayin'.

3 Responses to “Bonanza Has Nothing On This Cowboy”

1. Miss (21 comments.) Says:
   November 12th, 2008 at 4:07 pm

   Finally! Some dick! There was so much vagina going on, I was beginning to turn.

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2. Hope (1 comments.) Says:
   November 12th, 2008 at 4:30 pm

   This would only be better if it were a wee nightlight. I needed that smile, thanks.

   Hope’s last blog post..Conflicted (& FGF)

3. Iris (44 comments.) Says:
   November 12th, 2008 at 9:35 pm

   Great – just great Now I have the Bonanza theme stuck in my head and an image of Cowboy Blue there dancing to the tune … follow the bouncing ball folks.

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