Anybody who is good in bed doesn’t actually need a necklace to say so. Am I right?
Do not sleep with anyone wearing this necklace. Look what happened to Britney Spears. Twice.
“Awwww yeah, I did BritBrit and she my baby mama now yaw. Check it. I be rockin’ the boxer looks underneef mah wicked cool docker shockers. Yeeeeah boy. Yo guy seen.”
See? Douche to the power of 56. Do not sleep with this man.
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November 21st, 2008 at 10:29 am
That shit be poppin’ yo! I think I want almost everything I see on your blog.
Oh god…..what does that say about me!?!?!?!?
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November 21st, 2008 at 10:54 am
There is also the “gives good head” bracelet.
November 21st, 2008 at 11:03 am
@Suebob: I should buy that one for myself…rofl.
November 21st, 2008 at 11:04 am
@Suebob: (because I’m a douchebag, as you well know.)
November 21st, 2008 at 12:59 pm
Wow. That’s just not right.
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