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Bling For Bozos

Anybody who is good in bed doesn’t actually need a necklace to say so. Am I right?

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Do not sleep with anyone wearing this necklace.  Look what happened to Britney Spears.  Twice.

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“Awwww yeah, I did BritBrit and she my baby mama now yaw.  Check it.  I be rockin’ the boxer looks underneef mah wicked cool docker shockers.  Yeeeeah boy.  Yo guy seen.”

See?  Douche to the power of 56.  Do not sleep with this man.

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Posted by Karen Sugarpants on November 21, 2008 @ 9:30 am  

5 Responses to “Bling For Bozos”

  1. Jessica (10 comments.) Says:

    That shit be poppin’ yo! I think I want almost everything I see on your blog.

    Oh god…..what does that say about me!?!?!?!?

    Jessica’s last blog post..Stupid Irrational Fears

  2. Suebob (91 comments.) Says:

    There is also the “gives good head” bracelet.

  3. Karen Sugarpants Says:

    @Suebob: I should buy that one for myself…rofl.

  4. Karen Sugarpants Says:

    @Suebob: (because I’m a douchebag, as you well know.)

  5. TexasRed (4 comments.) Says:

    Wow. That’s just not right.

    TexasRed’s last blog post..Book Tag






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