Anybody who is good in bed doesn’t actually need a necklace to say so. Am I right?

Do not sleep with anyone wearing this necklace.  Look what happened to Britney Spears.  Twice.

“Awwww yeah, I did BritBrit and she my baby mama now yaw.  Check it.  I be rockin’ the boxer looks underneef mah wicked cool docker shockers.  Yeeeeah boy.  Yo guy seen.”

See?  Douche to the power of 56.  Do not sleep with this man.

5 Responses to “Bling For Bozos”

1. Jessica (10 comments.) Says:
   November 21st, 2008 at 10:29 am

   That shit be poppin’ yo! I think I want almost everything I see on your blog.

   Oh god…..what does that say about me!?!?!?!?

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2. Suebob (91 comments.) Says:
   November 21st, 2008 at 10:54 am

   There is also the “gives good head” bracelet.

3. Karen Sugarpants Says:
   November 21st, 2008 at 11:03 am

   @Suebob: I should buy that one for myself…rofl.

4. Karen Sugarpants Says:
   November 21st, 2008 at 11:04 am

   @Suebob: (because I’m a douchebag, as you well know.)

5. TexasRed (4 comments.) Says:
   November 21st, 2008 at 12:59 pm

   Wow. That’s just not right.

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