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Behold The Sexiness of the Stripper Monkey

Sock puppets are a sacred child's toy. They are lovable, cute and so cuddly, aren't they? Now imagine you have a secrete monkey fetish and your child happens upon this:

Behold the chesties, and feather boa. The pink star jewels for nipples and belly button? It's seriously titillating!

More naughty monkey after the jump...

Wee sock monkey twig and berries.

Oh.

My.

Gah.

(Note to self: Do not create the posts in the presence of toddler. A stripper monkey has now been added to his Christmas list of wants. Oh lawd.)

Posted by sam {temptingmama} on November 8, 2008 @ 10:30 am  

10 Responses to “Behold The Sexiness of the Stripper Monkey”

  1. Sherry (5 comments.) Says:

    I don’t own enough bleach to remove that image from my memory. Augh!

    Sherry’s last blog post..Friday Flashback #11 – You Spin Me Round

  2. Karen Sugarpants Says:

    OMG Sam….what the hell??? Ha ha ha ha ha

  3. chibi (22 comments.) Says:

    That which has been seen on the internet cannot be unseen. My eyes! My eyes! lol

    chibi’s last blog post..The one with all the names

  4. Desiree - Mother Musings (5 comments.) Says:

    I love it!!! What a riot! I can not stop laughing. Bwhahahahahahahahaha.

    Thank you!

    Desiree – Mother Musings’s last blog post..Shopping with my girlies

  5. bluepaintred (25 comments.) Says:

    AM I the only person who thinks that this would make an awesome white elephant gift?

    Karen, can you send me the URL where you found this, or at least the website? Was it etsy?

    bluepaintred’s last blog post..In Which I Pretend That I Have something to Say

  6. Roberta (1 comments.) Says:

    This is the funniest website ever! It’s kind of like witnessing a car wreck. You don’t want to look anymore but you just can’t help yourself.

    Roberta’s last blog post..Treachery

  7. bluepaintred (25 comments.) Says:

    Dude. This monkey is MINE. I totally JUST bought it.

    LOLz.

    Gonna give it to my dad for Christmas

    bluepaintred’s last blog post..Shooting Blanks*

  8. Mrs. Tantrum (24 comments.) Says:

    Seriously? Where are you finding this stuff? Because sock monkeys are scary enough without “twigs and berries” adding that and all the tranny stripper garb just took it to a whole nother whore-ifying level.

    Mrs. Tantrum’s last blog post..HOT

  9. Zandor (75 comments.) Says:

    Oh my gosh. Wow. That is kind of interesting.

    Zandor’s last blog post..The future I wanted.

  10. bluepaintred (25 comments.) Says:

    too slow Zandor! There was only one who came equipped with the junk and I’ve already bought him!

    LMAO

    bluepaintred’s last blog post..Shooting Blanks*






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