Sock puppets are a sacred child’s toy. They are lovable, cute and so cuddly, aren’t they? Now imagine you have a secrete monkey fetish and your child happens upon this:

Behold the chesties, and feather boa.

The pink star jewels for nipples and belly button? It’s seriously titillating!

More naughty monkey after the jump…

Wee sock monkey twig and berries.

Oh.

My.

Gah.

(Note to self: Do not create the posts in the presence of toddler. A stripper monkey has now been added to his Christmas list of wants. Oh lawd.)

10 Responses to “Behold The Sexiness of the Stripper Monkey”

1. Sherry (4 comments.) Says:
   November 8th, 2008 at 10:32 am

   I don’t own enough bleach to remove that image from my memory. Augh!

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2. Karen Sugarpants Says:
   November 8th, 2008 at 1:01 pm

   OMG Sam….what the hell??? Ha ha ha ha ha

3. chibi (22 comments.) Says:
   November 8th, 2008 at 1:10 pm

   That which has been seen on the internet cannot be unseen. My eyes! My eyes! lol

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4. Desiree - Mother Musings (5 comments.) Says:
   November 8th, 2008 at 1:17 pm

   I love it!!! What a riot! I can not stop laughing. Bwhahahahahahahahaha.

   Thank you!

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5. bluepaintred (20 comments.) Says:
   November 8th, 2008 at 3:16 pm

   AM I the only person who thinks that this would make an awesome white elephant gift?

   Karen, can you send me the URL where you found this, or at least the website? Was it etsy?

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6. Roberta (1 comments.) Says:
   November 9th, 2008 at 5:20 pm

   This is the funniest website ever! It’s kind of like witnessing a car wreck. You don’t want to look anymore but you just can’t help yourself.

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7. bluepaintred (20 comments.) Says:
   November 9th, 2008 at 5:23 pm

   Dude. This monkey is MINE. I totally JUST bought it.

   LOLz.

   Gonna give it to my dad for Christmas

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8. Mrs. Tantrum (24 comments.) Says:
   November 9th, 2008 at 6:43 pm

   Seriously? Where are you finding this stuff? Because sock monkeys are scary enough without “twigs and berries” adding that and all the tranny stripper garb just took it to a whole nother whore-ifying level.

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9. Zandor (75 comments.) Says:
   November 9th, 2008 at 6:46 pm

   Oh my gosh. Wow. That is kind of interesting.

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10. bluepaintred (20 comments.) Says:
    November 9th, 2008 at 6:47 pm

    too slow Zandor! There was only one who came equipped with the junk and I’ve already bought him!

    LMAO

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