Sock puppets are a sacred child's toy. They are lovable, cute and so cuddly, aren't they? Now imagine you have a secrete monkey fetish and your child happens upon this:
Behold the chesties, and feather boa. The pink star jewels for nipples and belly button? It's seriously titillating!
More naughty monkey after the jump...
Wee sock monkey twig and berries.
(Note to self: Do not create the posts in the presence of toddler. A stripper monkey has now been added to his Christmas list of wants. Oh lawd.)