Once again, I wanna punch a crafter.
You know when kids are little and they can’t blow their noses so they end up throwing it up?
Uh huh.
At night, the babies eyes are covered with jewels, they are sprinkled with magic glitter and rocked to sleep.
Hush little baby don’t you cry…
Mama’s only a little bit high…
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November 10th, 2008 at 9:24 am
This site is fast becoming my favorite little pick-me-up!
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Some people will hang anything around their necks … they should be issued a noose!
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