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A Tray Is a Tray Is a Tray

Unless of course you create a lost world filled with glitter, eye balls and random broken crap from your kids’ toy box.

tray A Tray Is a Tray Is a Tray

This sculpture is a lost world. There are creatures left there wondering around not sure what to do. Use your imagination to see what they will do or where they will go.

I DO NOT recomend this for small children. Keep AWAY from pets.

This sculpture comes from a smoke-free home.

I keep staring at it and nothing comes to mind. Sometimes there are words and other times? Well, there’s this. This? This… has no words.

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I find it incredibly hard to believe that this is from a smoke-free home.

In fact I am hard pressed to believe that anyone finding it necessary to state in the description is so high they are paranoid.

Why? Because something like this just screams “I ate a bag of ’shrooms and I’ve been up for two days laughing my ass off at pocket lint”.

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on November 17, 2008 @ 7:00 pm  

13 Responses to “A Tray Is a Tray Is a Tray”

  1. Karen Sugarpants Says:

    It wouldn’t be so bad if it was a fun little craft you did with your 4 year old…but this is for SALE. For shame.

  2. bluepaintred (20 comments.) Says:

    what is the blue gunk? chewed up bubble gum?

    bluepaintred’s last blog post..Blogger FAIL

  3. sam {temptingmama} (146 comments.) Says:

    @bluepaintred: HAHAHA I was wondering the same thing! I had my face pressed right up to the screen trying to figure it out.

  4. Mai Says:

    hahahahha
    its i bet its this sticky tac stuff teachers use in the classroom to hang posters and papers up without doing damage to the wall & they’re really fun to play with.

  5. Ohsoretro (4 comments.) Says:

    You know she just looked into her recycling bin and saw this laying there, stuck a few googley eyes and some glitter on it et voila! Art!

  6. JJ Sobey Says:

    I have a word for it:

    Crap.

  7. Suebob (40 comments.) Says:

    This is totally the kind of art I can make. Mine might not be QUITE this good, but I can practice!

  8. Kelly Says:

    “I DO NOT recomend this for small children. Keep AWAY from pets.” Please- keep away from everyone!

  9. JachiCue (8 comments.) Says:

    I am so making a replica.

    I’m off to McDonald’s to gather trash Supplies.

    JachiCue’s last blog post..Whaa?

  10. A Says:

    Aww come on, the etsy profile says she’s 11 years old.

  11. Marilou Says:

    She should stick to pillows… look how cute this one is that she made!! http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=8904194

    Marilou’s last blog post..The Slice is Here!

  12. sam {temptingmama} (146 comments.) Says:

    @A:

    That’s just what they want you to believe.

    (Honestly, I don’t check profiles. I have no idea if they are children, challenged or just plain messed.)

    (Now I feel like a jerk.)

  13. Karen Sugarpants Says:

    God Sam, you’re such a douche. ROFL!

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