Q: What happens if you drag a kite behind your car, along a highway, in a hurricane?
A: You can sell the tangled mess on the internet for FIFTEEN BUCKS.
Note: other things you can do with FIFTEEN BUCKS:
- Rent at least 3 movies
- Buy any combination of snacks
- Start a website
- Buy Scrabble and play it with your children
- Buy a new kite
- Take a bus from New York City to Boston
- Feed yourself for a week
- Fly to Europe
- Get a one year subscription to National Geographic
- Buy yourself a necklace set
The list goes on.
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November 26th, 2008 at 8:18 am
Bwahahahahaha! Kite behind your car in a hurricane! Bwahahaha!
I saw this one before and couldn’t figure out what it looked like, but you nailed it on the head!
OMG. Funny.
November 26th, 2008 at 9:22 am
Aw, if it had green thread instead of pink, it would be a kick ass Mardi Gras, whatever the hell it is.
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November 26th, 2008 at 8:43 pm
EH MAH GAH It’s the Blair Witch in technicolor!http://blair_witch_facts.tripod.com/ (photo on left of screen)
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