Q: What happens if you drag a kite behind your car, along a highway, in a hurricane?

A: You can sell the tangled mess on the internet for FIFTEEN BUCKS.

Note: other things you can do with FIFTEEN BUCKS:

1. Rent at least 3 movies
2. Buy any combination of snacks
3. Start a website
4. Buy Scrabble and play it with your children
5. Buy a new kite
6. Take a bus from New York City to Boston
7. Feed yourself for a week
8. Fly to Europe
9. Get a one year subscription to National Geographic
10. Buy yourself a necklace set

The list goes on.

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3 Responses to “A Question, Dear Readers…”

1. sam {temptingmama} (153 comments.) Says:
   November 26th, 2008 at 8:18 am

   Bwahahahahaha! Kite behind your car in a hurricane! Bwahahaha!

   I saw this one before and couldn’t figure out what it looked like, but you nailed it on the head!

   OMG. Funny.

2. evabaruk (38 comments.) Says:
   November 26th, 2008 at 9:22 am

   Aw, if it had green thread instead of pink, it would be a kick ass Mardi Gras, whatever the hell it is.

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3. Iris Carter (44 comments.) Says:
   November 26th, 2008 at 8:43 pm

   EH MAH GAH It’s the Blair Witch in technicolor!http://blair_witch_facts.tripod.com/ (photo on left of screen)

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