Every man loves a set of boobs. They wanna hold them, squish them and even rub their faces in them.

What? They do. You KNOW they do. Those buggers can keep their hands to themselves when there is a rack in the room. And if they do keep their hands to themselves you can be sure as poop that they want to touch.

Why not give ‘em a set that they can cozy up to on the couch while watching the game?

Maybe that way they’ll finally keep their hands to themselves…

Or at least to their pillow.

(I kid you not, as I wrote this The Hubs was sitting beside me gooning at the screen. You KNOW he wants one even though he says he doesn’t.)

8 Responses to “A Lumpy Pillow He May Actually Appreciate”

1. chibi (22 comments.) Says:
   November 9th, 2008 at 10:35 pm

   “The best part is the wonky nipples.”

   That’s what gives them that realistic feeling…

2. velocibadgergirl (57 comments.) Says:
   November 9th, 2008 at 10:58 pm

   Simultaneously horrifying and hilarious. :S

3. threeundertwo (14 comments.) Says:
   November 9th, 2008 at 10:59 pm

   Must. have. pattern.

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4. Jennifer Love (5 comments.) Says:
   November 9th, 2008 at 11:09 pm

   Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!! *dies*

   (secretly I want a pair…..er set…no, I want some of my very own. )

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5. Loralee (11 comments.) Says:
   November 9th, 2008 at 11:27 pm

   That has to be one of the funniest damn things I have seen a quite some time. (Boobies are magical)

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6. Iris (44 comments.) Says:
   November 9th, 2008 at 11:45 pm

   Make it a matched set .. er um pair …. with the boobie blanket!

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7. Mrs. Tantrum (24 comments.) Says:
   November 10th, 2008 at 8:58 am

   OMFG!! I have to find the pattern so I can make this for the in laws white elephant gift thing at Christmas. They will RUE THE DAY they decided to be stingy with the Christmas gifts! (Or totally fight over the boob pillow, either way I win with HOT BLOG FODDER!)

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8. Zandor (75 comments.) Says:
   November 10th, 2008 at 5:55 pm

   That’s kind of the funniest thing ever. Ha.

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