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Every man loves a set of boobs. They wanna hold them, squish them and even rub their faces in them.
What? They do. You KNOW they do. Those buggers can keep their hands to themselves when there is a rack in the room. And if they do keep their hands to themselves you can be sure as poop that they want to touch.
Why not give ‘em a set that they can cozy up to on the couch while watching the game?
Maybe that way they’ll finally keep their hands to themselves…
Or at least to their pillow.
(I kid you not, as I wrote this The Hubs was sitting beside me gooning at the screen. You KNOW he wants one even though he says he doesn’t.)
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“The best part is the wonky nipples.”
That’s what gives them that realistic feeling…
Simultaneously horrifying and hilarious. :S
Must. have. pattern.
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Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!! *dies*
(secretly I want a pair…..er set…no, I want some of my very own.
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That has to be one of the funniest damn things I have seen a quite some time. (Boobies are magical)
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Make it a matched set .. er um pair …. with the boobie blanket!
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OMFG!! I have to find the pattern so I can make this for the in laws white elephant gift thing at Christmas. They will RUE THE DAY they decided to be stingy with the Christmas gifts! (Or totally fight over the boob pillow, either way I win with HOT BLOG FODDER!)
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That’s kind of the funniest thing ever. Ha.
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