I was traveling overseas and was stopped by a gentleman in the airport who, with broken english, wanted to tell me how wonderful it was to see Canadians in the country. I was a little confused, because it’s not like I was wearing a sign, but then I remembered the sew on patch on my backpack.
I wonder if he still would have approached me had it been this:
Figured it out yet?
A sew-on patch!
The hair is fuzzy crushed velvet, the outer labia are soft and puffy, the inner labia up and out, to get a good handle on the clitoris you need to pull back the hood, and the inside of the vagina is done in soft silk.
But. Um. Are those TEETH? Teeth inside the vag-jay-jay?
Posted by sam {temptingmama} on November 7, 2008 @ 1:08 pm
November 7th, 2008 at 1:25 pm
haha the first thing i thought to myself was holy crap, that’s a vag with teeth. i’m sort of concerned because its not the first i’ve heard about vag teeth. um… do i need to see a dentist???
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November 7th, 2008 at 1:26 pm
also– that was NOT my last blog entry, or my ever blog entry– so now i’m concerned for my children’s heads
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November 7th, 2008 at 1:35 pm
HAHA britt! Never fear, your children’s heads are safe as it was a mere setting change in commentluv!
November 7th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
oh my heck. what is it with vajayjay models?
2nd time I’ve seen something like this on a blog this week. HILARIOUS! The other one was a video from a talk show where someone was using pushpins to hold OPEN parts of the model vajayjay and show you how to properly clean said vajayjay!
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November 7th, 2008 at 2:56 pm
Why settle for a patch when you can have an entire sofa?
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November 8th, 2008 at 1:11 am
It’s dentata!
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