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New Fangled Flash Drives Bound to Get Some Attention

Flash drives are important devices for protecting sensitive information or transporting your files, but nothing ever said Don’t be touching my important in-for-mash-ion! like this flash drive – um – cover does.

fetusthumb New Fangled Flash Drives Bound to Get Some Attention

You’re curious, aren’t you? DYING to know?

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on November 29, 2008
Disturbing Things We Should Never Own, Doctor Dement-O, Fantastic Felt Up, For The Insane, Funnier Than a Shart in a Spacesuit |
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Felted Wool Funbags

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Felted wool makes my back teeth hurt.  It reminds me way too much of dryer lint and we all know crafts made from dryer lint go awry.

So when I saw this clumsy ballerina, I had to close the browser quickly before my back teeth jumped out of my face and ran away to be with someone in my podunk town who needs them more than me.  I’m pretty sure the hicks around here don’t make ‘crafts’ of this nature and by crafts, I mean crap.

Furthermore, linty ballerina is topless.  With some very scary flapdoodles.  Though I’m sure you’ll agree they still look more natural than Victoria Beckhams.  Hell, a couple of cantalopes duct taped to her chest would look more natural than the breast-i-mess she’s sporting.

Felted wool billibongs after the jump.  If you care.

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Posted by Karen Sugarpants on
You Can Stop Making Crafts Now |
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Fetus O’Clock

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My biological clock is quarter past DONE, but if I was young and single in today’s society, this is exactly how I would imagine my biological clock to look.  I also imagine the booming tick-tock of The Telltale Heart emitting from this piece and flooding my head:

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Posted by Karen Sugarpants on
CRAPtacular craftastrophes, Doctor Dement-O |
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I Got Your Turkey Alternative Right Here

Are you a vegetarian? Missing out on that turkey goodness this Thanksgiving?

Fret no longer my friend, because I have your turkey alternative right here.

vegetarian turkey I Got Your Turkey Alternative Right Here

I’d elaborate, but I just don’t know what to say about this one the picture says enough, no?

Either this person has had WAYYY too much turkey, or they’re really on to something here.

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on November 26, 2008
Animals May Have Been Harmed in the Making of This Craftastrophe, Fantastic Felt Up |
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Turkey in the Straw

I saw these…

turkey earrings1 Turkey in the Straw

…and couldn’t get the damn Turkey in the Straw song out of my head.

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on
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